***ATTENTION*** An emergency addendum has been added to this document. The Fake Award Academy has been notified that the results of one of the categories was lost in the mail. You can read these results below. This in no way reflects on the author of this blog post, who tried really hard to remember everything but it was really late the other night and Samantha just wouldn't go to bed and I was tired and I meant well! Just read what was added and remember that I'm a human bei