When noted KVTA blogger Dana asked me if I would be interested in writing a guest blog post to promote KVTA's production of Clue: On Stage , I asked, "How much does it pay?" When he said, "Nothing..." I chuckled a bit to myself and politely ignored him. He ran into me at rehearsal and tried again a few days later. This time he tried to appeal to my magnanimous generosity and legendary humility. I also recall him saying something about the attractive young women who regularly

***ATTENTION*** An emergency addendum has been added to this document. The Fake Award Academy has been notified that the results of one of the categories was lost in the mail. You can read these results below. This in no way reflects on the author of this blog post, who tried really hard to remember everything but it was really late the other night and Samantha just wouldn't go to bed and I was tired and I meant well! Just read what was added and remember that I'm a human bei