***ATTENTION*** An emergency addendum has been added to this document. The Fake Award Academy has been notified that the results of one of the categories was lost in the mail. You can read these results below. This in no way reflects on the author of this blog post, who tried really hard to remember everything but it was really late the other night and Samantha just wouldn't go to bed and I was tired and I meant well! Just read what was added and remember that I'm a human bei

Now listen. I don't ask for much. Just a pen and a page to write on. And maybe chuckle at a few of my jokes. But writing in the digital age has its own headaches. I'm going to tell you a harrowing tale and hopefully it will explain to you why I am so filled with bitterness and rage. Well, it's not so much a harrowing tale as it is me just complaining about something beyond my control. I usually plan ahead for these articles pretty well. I go visit rehearsals for shows a few w

Familial relationships are often the subject of works of literature, as this is the first and often strongest relationship that we all know. Relationships with our mother and father figures are often the strongest of all. This season, KVTA has not only one but two production whose central theme is the relationship of father and child. Thanks for the material, KVTA board! You should be excited because both of these shows are going to be fantastic. I'm excited because I can put

'According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right?...